Christmas is right around the corner and you haven’t even begun thinking about what to get your friends and family, you miserable sack of shit. Well, here’s the answer to your holiday dilemma: Cream City Magazine. That’s right, it’s been on sale for over a month now, and you can buy it at Atomic Books in Hampden (if you live in Baltimore) or right here, online, through our publisher (if you don’t live in Baltimore). Your loved-ones will never forget your seasonal generosity.
This commemorative 5.5 x 8.5, color-and-black-and-white magazine features something for everyone: a review of a male strip club, a playlist of Baltimore sex music, an investigative report on glory holes, lewd artwork from the Baltimore club music scene, and some of the skeeziest advertising this side of the US-Canadian border. However, it is for adults only—always remember that.